Kelly’s Kiwi Caption Contest
January 5th, 2012
Write the best caption for this photo in the comment section of this page and win a GAP Crankset. Entries will be judged on creativity, relativity, and of course laugh-ability. The winner will be chosen at the end of the month. Good Luck!
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Gravity Features
who said he needs wings to fly?
move ovah lucifer im more ruthless
Road biking at its finest!
Flater then piss on a plate!
I don’t usually hit road gaps, but when I do I use G A P cranks.
I used to gap paths like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
Lets go furniture shopping, oooh look a table!
I don’t always soar..
But when I do..
Off to the dairy for some fush and chups bru!
The grass is always greener on the other side of the gap
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “overpass”
I am almost certain that there is a better angle……. good gap crappy angle..
Hi wire, road gappin’
Kiwi Gravity Works The Opposite Way………….?
“…I believe I can fly…”
I think I’ll bike to work
This herding sheep thing is just getting more fun by the day!!
One the third trumpet blast, the Calvary charged to certain victory!
“Live now, pay later!”
When the sun rises, time to fly… Freeride style
White picket fences.. My favorite obstacle..
Sweet as gap bro!
I know deifying gravity is a talent Kelly Mcgary and he makes it look easy especially when gaping really big gaps and jumps but the Gravity Gap cranks is what he uses to shred the gnar with. Put these on your shred machines of all sizes and shapes
Try the 2012 Gravity Gap Cranks! …they make you do big gaps hahaha!
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
“SWWAA-AA-AAGG” “Thanks Mr Sheep, I’ll try not to land on you this time around.”
I believe I can fly!!
Over the mountains and through the woods…
I know a shortcut
The kiss “down unda” may originate from Australia, but here in New Zealand, Kelly knows how to fill massive Gaps with style!
We fly high, no lie, you know this…BALLIN!
Nek Minute… Tea Party
…and here as we see this beautiful specimen of the rare yellow belly lizard with its camouflaged black back blending into the road…
Oh look! A flying mountain biker!
Kelly Mcgarrey- The first kiwi to fly
About too crash with style
Fence could use a repaint
The laws of gravity dont apply to, and my huge balls.
I was driving my car “Nek Minit”… yep I did it, it had to be done. just in case you’re not a kiwi http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vq36Y-IN6fE
So on the photo there’s a dude, just a dude flying in the air over a very bent road and a white fence leaning of the edge.
there’s also a cable and it must be very windy because the cable makes a big turn and the rider’s bike is leaned to the right side.
There can be seen a bit of smoke on the top of the hill probably caused by wind.
I used to be a good wind rider too, than I took a wheel to the face!
At least he ain’t jaywalking…..
gaps for gapping^ XD
Everyone must know how it feels to fly a massive GAP and stay alive to tell the world!
Gravity? Sorry never heard of it.
What’s for lunch? CRAZYNESS!!!
Late for dinner…
One less road.
Where’s the peloton??!!
I take the high road, you take the low road
Is it normal that when im sending a huge road gap all I can think about is fornicating a sheep?
Biologist were wrong, Kiwis can fly
Now where did I put that landing?
Sometimes the best lines to follow are the power lines!!!
Raising the dead. (Rubbish caption I know bear with me, you see not many people know Kelly is actually jumping out of a cemetery in this photo. I know, I was there. After this we ate a baguette with curried rice in it and Kelly drank enough Red Bulls to raise the dead. Hence the seemingly rubbish caption. Can I have my stickers now?)
“Work sucks – I’m going to go kill something”
gap: an empty space or interval; interruption in continuity; hiatus… gapped
goldilock laying his bike flatter than road kill!
Mother Hucker
I knew they said she had a gap, but who knew she was so easy! Boosh!
Footpaths are for losers, gapping them is what the cool kids do!
highest bunny hop ever ?
first one down the hill wins…….. see you at the bottom
I believe i can fly on my bike over this here road
And on the left hand side you will see common-spotted pinner.
Taking the literal meaning of the word “transition”.
Oh! That sign said left turn? I thought its said ROAD GAP AHEAD!
Pavement is for school girls.
My parents told me it wasn’t safe to ride on the road, I hope they’re happy.
Mind the gap!!
5.10 to yuma…
Hope I don’t hit the wire…..
I believe i can fly …i believe i can touch the sky….take my bike n fly away!
“Oh $#!t, new fence.”
the true meaning of freeride free from the restrictions of gravity
Crank it up–WAY UP!
Ride light, Live long.
Damn, too early for Tour the France…
When you feel there´s no gravity bellow, choose another path and back the earth.
Damn, where’s the truck? He should have been here by now!
playing hot lava with the road
Who needs E.T?
Ride till it hurts
Mental Math: Speed^2 = wheel^2+road gap^2= Whip it
Schools out kids, now go ride!
Gappin’
I came to get down, I came to thrown down, so get out your seats and jump around!
Hey, how did I get way up here?…. Oh, yeah….I rule.
Roads? We don’t need no stinkin roads.
Law of gravity? What law of gravity
Hey look, I found a shortcut!
Ho sh*t! Didn’t know that kiwis can fly ! Dam evolution…
Just huck it. If you come up short… you’ll never know.
Freeriding : If you live, you won’t regret it.
m =145 lbs or 67.78kg
v0 = 11.25 m/s (25mph)
g = -9.81 m/s² (-32.2 ft/s²)
vt = -33.0 m/s (-73.8 mph)
k=mg/vt= (67.78 kg)(-9.81m/s)
__________________(11.25 m/s^2) = Aw the hell with it LETS GOOO
(-33m/s)
Oh… There’s a road gap here?
Finally, I found a good way for folks to see my pimpin bright green soles!
Gravity, not for the faint of heart.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the gap.
KELLY KIWi killing it on a mass road gap
Gapping a white fence…check!
Over the road through the air to grandmothers house I go!
Damn! I wish a roadie was riding by!
When I ride on “wheels”, I feel having wings !
I’m free as a bird!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Well, if my calculations are correct, I should be able to fly down here, and pull a steezy table over this road gap and land on the other side. Simple enough.”
You know what ? Ill take the faster way down the hill.
Crap! The Tour De France was yesterday. Now how will I meet Lance Armstrong?
Just bustin’ a table so I’m more aerodynamic! Lots of wind to fight all the way up here, ya kno’?
One Small Step Camera Men, One GIANT Leap for Biker kind.
refrase that,
One Small Step For Camera Men, One Giant Leap for Biker Kind.
Next day hAIR.
kelly boosting the shit out of a pathway gap. almost hitting the tellephone wire.
Ahh…too early for Tour the France…
Kelly always knew the grass was greener on the other side of the fence. Busting a steezy table to get over it made it that much sweeter.
I can see my house from here..
when gravity is your friend
wow… I could have sworn I left my car here
small road gap !!! mais reste quiez clean
Riding though, with pure comfort..
Up here!
Invisible Overpass!
Kelly Kiwi doing a tabletop unturndown whatever over a road or some thing like that he might be going over the handrail too but anyways http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8A4CoKiAsc (damn)
Someone keeps screwing with the gravity switch again…
gaps like that are a lot like playing leap frog with a unicorn
Kelly Kiwi killing it on the kinking mountian side on her grand Gap Cranks.
He was a little bit on the fence about trying this gap
He could have had a V8
Kelly has everything he needs for a picnic: green grass, blue skies, and a table clean enough to eat off of.
this is so much better than driving
“Yeah, I’m pretty much a badass. I’ll get there faster this way.”
Sometimes in life, you just gotta see where gravity takes you.
And they said kiwis couldn’t fly!
If you just jump it, I’ll do what i think is cool
Killing it with Kelly is like eating a Kiwi
Road or sidewalk it is still BEAST!
That is the look of Determination
weeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Table tops over tables are fake tables over roads are real.
I think i can see more sheep from here!
I like turtles
McGazza Gappin da Gap whilst layin it flat
When I’m riding on my “wheels”, I feel having wings.
Adrenaline cranking
Great kiwi on a dope table
1) Question Gravity
2) My way IS the highway!
3) Kiwi air traffic control calling for clear skys and smooth flying today.
4) So many switchbacks, so little time.
5) DEFY GRAVITY
6) We aren’t Roadies
7) Not for Roadies/Cyclocross puffs (Puff is pronounced poof and is a UK term for girlyman)
Easy peasy lemon squeezy, super stoked on Kelly Kiwi
We keep ourselves lifted
If you think this is big, you should see my…
Life’s a Bitch, Ride It
“I better watch out for low flying aircraft”
I don’t always gap, but when I do, i gap like a table.
“..Maybe if I tuck my bike to the right this zip line will speed up a little bit!”
Gravity. Helping you slay those massive sidewalk gaps since 1817.
McGarry sending road gaps like a boss.
I’d Rock that. But I’ll leave it to Kelly
Its ok guys, hes just taking a stroll to the supermarket
You can use the road, or you can gap the road!
who needs an overpass when you can just jump it!
Heads up! Low flying bikers ahead!
reach for the stars, cause you might just get an epic photo.
In other news, biologists had it wrong, kiwis CAN in fact fly.
or… “Kiwis may not be able to fly, but they sure can G A P”
Now thats what they call a road gap .
kelly boosting the shit out of a road gap, almost hitting the power lines.
gravity as light as air. see the new cranks flying over a GAP near you.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cliché photo caption!
Shoot! Did I pick a HMO or a POP?
Shoot! Did I pick a HMO or a PPO?
“Roads….where were going we don’t need roads”
Turn left now! Damn GPS was recalculating!
If I had a dollar for everytime I lost a contest I would have 17 dollars
Taking a shortcut to the ‘top’
I am glad to see a handrail there, or someone could fall and injure themselves.
Over the hill.
Roads?? Kiwi dont need roads!
As we continue our tour on this NZ wild animal safari, here you see a very rare female long haired giraffeopus. A cross between a giraffe and an octopus in its natural habitat, the huckzone.
Kelly on his daily commute.
Kelly McGarry: new team rider for Sunsilk anti-frizz protection.
“And Bob’s your uncle”
I can now jump hig enough to clear those growlers
“gravity, hahaha, i laugh in your face. now watch me defy you, hahahaha”
Gravity: It helps your balls drop.
Gravity G A P Cranks: Kelly McGarry
Mean McGazza Mean
Set up for the GAP, defy Gravity!
Oi Bru, you’re heaps tabled. That Gap is sweet as! I should probably offer you a chop for that one bru.
Don’t mind the gap…
To hell with kites, go fly a bike!
And there goes my front wheel…
Ahhh, the gravity gap at golf course. A top notch gap if you ask me.
This company is called gravity for a reason..To defy it.
Road sign around the corner : WARNING MOUNTAIN BIKE X-ING
Air New Zealand – ol’ kiwi blokes sending it since ages ago
damn i missed my exit again!!!
Cliff Huckstable!
nek minute G A P
Ahhhhh …that’s where that creak is coming from
Oops didn’t think about the landing
Jesus had long hair.
Kelly busting one out to be worthy of Upper Hutt
Hey Grandma?! Look I flew today!
what goes up must come down. Unless your Kelly, then you just go up. defy gravity
Cross country anyone?
Gravity…CRANKS!!!
The Big McGazza and Gravity, more huck for your buck!
Gravity is your friend. Use it wisely, and you’re gonna have an awesome time!
… it’s a bird, it’s a plane, It’s… OH MY GOD!!! Watch out for the droppings!!!
Forget the sheep… this is what I imagine to help me go to sleep.
Who said that kiwi’s couldnt fly
It’s raining men…
the road less traveled
he didnt have time to ride down the road, so he jumped it.
Roads are for cars. Road gaps are a free riders best friend in getting their in style and take less time.
The roads there for a reason but who cares.
Almost as big as the gap between my teeth.
Where we’re going we don’t need roads….
88mph + Gravity should get us there…
Gravity’s a bitch!
Until you learn to fly….
Die Gravity Die!!! you heartless bitch!
sky its not limit anymore
im seeing if i need air in my tires
did your mum ever tell you to just got for it?
ROADS ?? who needs em !
Kelly the flying Kiwi, sending it over a schwarbley mountain road.
i forgot to eat at my dinner table so ill have to eat of this one
Most sports require one ball, biking requires two
This is definitely not where I parked my car
Excuse me, would you mind inspecting my frame while I jump over your car? Thanks
because when the apocalypse comes , zombies cant fly
Towed in my a moto, 360 table over the road step up! Siiick Bro!
Got GAP ?
Even the road less travelled, has a road less travelled…It just requires more travel.
…or sometimes the road less travelled requires a little more travel.
Old fashioned ice cream, model a ford starter, car windows, that line on a hookers ass. Those cranks ain’t got sh!t on these!
Have you ever wondered how people get their shoes back off the powerline?
some people take the road less traveled, while others just jump over it.
if a double decker bus comes has fucked hard
kittens?
Red Bull gives you wings.
Dont worry everyone if he doesn’t make the gap his huge balls will just wedge the rest of the way.
Houston, we have liftoff…
There once was a lad that hit road gaps.
With massive steeze he laid the bike flat.
What kind of cranks the towns folk asked?
I’m rocking a set of Gravity GAPs!
kelly the kiwi catching some schwarbley air over a swag mountain road.
Bikes are red, bikes are blue, Kelly Kiwi’s shredding it just like you.
if only there was a car driving down the road
Kicking concrete in the a$$
lip dialed, check. tranny raked, check. shutter speed, check. i wonder what’s for dinner?
oh bru aint never knew kiwi s could fly bru
Heaps Mean Air Bro
Missed the turn, Oh well see ya’s at the bottom!
ha beat that
“I told you I could fly before pigs could!”
fuck cross walks i’m jumpin this shit
Meanwhile in my yard…
My wife doesn’t know i am doing this!!! =)
My wife doesn’t know i’m doin this GAP=)
and my mom said to take the school buss
no lie just gettin high
the legal high that doesnt make you lose teeth
Anything can happen on a nice morning in a valley.
Beautiful day to road gap, ain’t it mate?
no red bull here folks
Sure snowboarders have the flying tomato… but we have the flying kiwi.
I used to break cranks on drops like dem everyday, then I switched to Gravity and my crank breaking sort of… stopped.
men always dreamt about flying , bikers with Gravity GAP do it!
Balls
Hes got um’
would you like to have a beer on my table?
no gravity
Some people born to fly… But not all born to be the Clark Kent…
1. Does this gap make my butt look big?
3. Do these gap’s make my butt look big?
2. What else are Gap’s for?
taking the high road
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Kelly McGarry! Must’ve drank some Redbull because he is flying!
I could eat supper on that table!
Gravity, who needs it.
I can see my house from here..
its a plane… its a bird…no its the flying McGazza!!!!
…attempt to ford the asphalt river, or caulk the wagon and float it across?
The Anti-gravity Crankset by Gravity.
The only Anti-gravity Crankset by Gravity.
Anti-gravity Cranks launching in 3..2..1…
Gravity Cranks are GO for LIFT OFF!
NASA Approved Anti-gravity Cranksets by Gravity.
The Wright Brothers would be so proud..
Oh shit imma be late for class!!!
Roads- I piss on roads
“what fence?”
Gravity, you are now my bitch!
No Caption needed. Nuff said.
Now where are you little kiwi’s!
My gap is bigger than yours
Nobody told me wings are invisible.
he dont need a table for dinner, hes a caption contest winner
haven’t you heard?! no one flies bikes straight anymore.
” I could of sworn the tour de france was today “
Prices:
Bike – $4500
Medical Insurance – $9750
Air Time – Priceless
Boo-Yaaah !!!
Bike paths? We don’t need no stinking bike paths!
watch your head
sometimes roads just get in the way of true transportation
Over the hills, and through the woods, it’s into the air I go. Where I land, only I know, let’s give this a go!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
BREAKING NEWS: THE FLOATER MAKES A GOOD PROMOTER.
You can’t photo shop that shit.
G A P
Gaping Gaps with G A Ps
CAR…..GAME ON!
who needs photo shop with this clean of a tabletop?
I ride a gap when I gap the gaps
Damn! Wherecare the roadies when you need to show them up!!
Endless Trails..
I want to win but i doubt i will but here i go any way.
Photo shop is dead when you have a good biker.
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
shi* Mountain bikers say.
dude how flat was my table
Gravity! When the size of your kiwi’s matter
this jump is brought to you by gravity
I’ve got a boner
how much would a plane ticket cost?
… is what comes to mind when thinking the words “Kelly Mcgarry
its a bird, its a plane, its superman, no its even better than superman… its a super steezy table!!!
Holly huck!
Land your “GAP” with confidence!!! What’s your hardware?
gravity cranks are even better than bacon.
who said road riding sucks
imagine a lady walking on the path pushing a stroller with a baby in it the baby sees the guy and the baby starts sucking on his thumb the next thing you know the baby tries a jump like that at home. it is seriously injured he now looks like Stefan hawking. Now before you ever do a jump like that think not just you could get hurt a baby could to. so the moral of this story is think twice for what ever religion you believe in.
He does not do tables much, but when he does, he prefers steezy tables.
Keep shredding my friend
Defy gravity, With Gravity
Why did the mountainbiker cross the road, Because you just cant resist the feeling over gliding over a 35 foot road gap … Nice
He’s just checking to see if his tire flat.
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. Flying high, into the sun.
Gapping the mother of all gaps
Defying that which keeps mere mortals grounded……….GRAVITY!
GRAVITY what we are constantly defying. From the streets to the mountains.
without gravity there is no life
nuts the size of kiwi’s
Kelly’s hitting what we would call: the gravity gap. Go figure..
Without Gravity, there can be no GAP.